The Basilisk Love Boat
Basilisk ships abound...
| Ship in Question | Basilisks' owners | Describe the happy couple | Any last words? |
| H.M.S. Basil/Tatiana (or BT for short *snicker*) | Jules and Isabella | He's the oh-so-English aristocrat with a heart of gold and a revolving bow tie, she's the vodka-swilling Russian femme fatale with a tiara and matching sub-machine gun. | Luxury cruise ship with finest mahogany decks, crystal portholes and tasteful painted bows. Below decks, however, the bar never closes and the swing music goes on into the night... |
| The Good Ship Dexter/Electra | Angelphish and Fizzing Whizbee | A preppy, posh young lad meets a very stylish girl. Snakes of a feather slyther together, after all. | Like a reptilian J. Crew ad. A nice little luxury yacht with a fully stocked bar-perfect for those Dark Mark Martinis! |
| The S.S. Horatio/Tituba | Isabella and Angelphish | Crazed cross-dresser with manly chest hair and a taste for Cuban cigars meets a highly trained hit Basilisk babe with a penchant for corsets. Sometimes she even lets him borrow hers! | Heaven doesn't want them, and Hell is afraid they'll take over. A fully stocked destroyer with whips, light sabers, and Cuban and swing music blaring from below decks at all times. |