| Name of snack
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Hot, cold, or tepid?
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Description
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Anything we should know?
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Cooked up by:
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| Chamber Chipolatas |
You choose, sweetheart
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Hailed by many as The Ultimate
Cocktail Sausages. They may be small, but by god they've got va-va-voom.
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Size doesn't matter ;)
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Isabella |
| Chocolate Chamber Crunch
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It's a candy bar! |
Like a Crunch bar, but a Dark
Mark appears in the air with each bite! |
You need to speak Parseltounge to
open the wrapper |
Star, your local flirty barmaid
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| Chorizo of Secrets |
Positively steamy |
A very special spicy sausage.
Contains extremely secret ingredients. |
If I told you, I'd have to kill
you. |
Isabella. |
| Dungeon Delight |
Cold (unless you want Dungeon
Puddle Of Goo) |
Whipped cream, chocolate sauce,
strawberries... the list goes on and on. What *doesn't* it have? Apart from
the obvious, like dead puppies and stuff. *pause* I'll shut up now.
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Orgasmically good. Seriously.
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Isabella. |
| Marvolo Munch |
Depends if you're nice to the
chef. She might warm it up for ya. ;) |
It's a nice crunchy biscuity
thing and tastes like mmmmcookies. |
You can dip it in things.
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Isabella |
| Naughty Nagini Nibbles
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Meh. |
The name says it all. They're
naughty, and you nibble them. |
Note: There is no actual Nagini
in this snack. Comprises of 100% artificial Nagini. |
Isabella |
| Rocky Riddle ice-cream
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Cold |
Rocky Rhodes flavour... only
better. |
Just like its namesake...
dangerously addictive. ;) |
Isabella |
| Slytherin's Schnitzel
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Hotty-hoo! |
Your basic schnitzel- NOT! Comes
with chili powder! And a plastic figurine of Tom. |
Umm...Tom is hotter in RL.
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PolishGirl |
| Snape's Spicy Salsa |
Can't you guess? :p |
Created especially for the Cafe
by none other than Severus Snape, a closet gourmet chef. |
He didn't tie his hair back.
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Why, Severus, of course!
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| Tom’s Tasty Tortillas
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Sod this for a lark, Tom invented
them, who cares? |
Invented especially by Tom. I'll
admit they look a bit funny, but there was a bit of an incident involving a
couple of unattended basilisks in the kitchen... they are edible, I swear!
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Don't knock 'em till you've tried
'em! |
Isabella |