The Basilisk Cafe Kitchen

The Basilisk Cafe Kitchen
The place where the Basilisk Cafe's special tasty treats are created. Comes with vicious guard-basilisks to keep those Woodettes' thievin' hands off our nibbles.

Name of snack Hot, cold, or tepid? Description Anything we should know? Cooked up by:

Chamber Chipolatas You choose, sweetheart Hailed by many as The Ultimate Cocktail Sausages. They may be small, but by god they've got va-va-voom. Size doesn't matter ;) Isabella

Chocolate Chamber Crunch It's a candy bar! Like a Crunch bar, but a Dark Mark appears in the air with each bite! You need to speak Parseltounge to open the wrapper Star, your local flirty barmaid

Chorizo of Secrets Positively steamy A very special spicy sausage. Contains extremely secret ingredients. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Isabella.

Dungeon Delight Cold (unless you want Dungeon Puddle Of Goo) Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries... the list goes on and on. What *doesn't* it have? Apart from the obvious, like dead puppies and stuff. *pause* I'll shut up now. Orgasmically good. Seriously. Isabella.

Marvolo Munch Depends if you're nice to the chef. She might warm it up for ya. ;) It's a nice crunchy biscuity thing and tastes like mmmmcookies. You can dip it in things. Isabella

Naughty Nagini Nibbles Meh. The name says it all. They're naughty, and you nibble them. Note: There is no actual Nagini in this snack. Comprises of 100% artificial Nagini. Isabella

Rocky Riddle ice-cream Cold Rocky Rhodes flavour... only better. Just like its namesake... dangerously addictive. ;) Isabella

Slytherin's Schnitzel Hotty-hoo! Your basic schnitzel- NOT! Comes with chili powder! And a plastic figurine of Tom. Umm...Tom is hotter in RL. PolishGirl

Snape's Spicy Salsa Can't you guess? :p Created especially for the Cafe by none other than Severus Snape, a closet gourmet chef. He didn't tie his hair back. Why, Severus, of course!

Tom’s Tasty Tortillas Sod this for a lark, Tom invented them, who cares? Invented especially by Tom. I'll admit they look a bit funny, but there was a bit of an incident involving a couple of unattended basilisks in the kitchen... they are edible, I swear! Don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em! Isabella

Name of snack	Hot, cold, or tepid?	Description	Anything we should know?	Cooked up by:
Chamber Chipolatas	You choose, sweetheart	Hailed by many as The Ultimate Cocktail Sausages. They may be small, but by god they've got va-va-voom.	Size doesn't matter ;)	Isabella
Chocolate Chamber Crunch	It's a candy bar!	Like a Crunch bar, but a Dark Mark appears in the air with each bite!	You need to speak Parseltounge to open the wrapper	Star, your local flirty barmaid
Chorizo of Secrets	Positively steamy	A very special spicy sausage. Contains extremely secret ingredients.	If I told you, I'd have to kill you.	Isabella.
Dungeon Delight	Cold (unless you want Dungeon Puddle Of Goo)	Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries... the list goes on and on. What doesn't it have? Apart from the obvious, like dead puppies and stuff. pause I'll shut up now.	Orgasmically good. Seriously.	Isabella.
Marvolo Munch	Depends if you're nice to the chef. She might warm it up for ya. ;)	It's a nice crunchy biscuity thing and tastes like mmmmcookies.	You can dip it in things.	Isabella
Naughty Nagini Nibbles	Meh.	The name says it all. They're naughty, and you nibble them.	Note: There is no actual Nagini in this snack. Comprises of 100% artificial Nagini.	Isabella
Rocky Riddle ice-cream	Cold	Rocky Rhodes flavour... only better.	Just like its namesake... dangerously addictive. ;)	Isabella
Slytherin's Schnitzel	Hotty-hoo!	Your basic schnitzel- NOT! Comes with chili powder! And a plastic figurine of Tom.	Umm...Tom is hotter in RL.	PolishGirl
Snape's Spicy Salsa	Can't you guess? :p	Created especially for the Cafe by none other than Severus Snape, a closet gourmet chef.	He didn't tie his hair back.	Why, Severus, of course!
Tom’s Tasty Tortillas	Sod this for a lark, Tom invented them, who cares?	Invented especially by Tom. I'll admit they look a bit funny, but there was a bit of an incident involving a couple of unattended basilisks in the kitchen... they are edible, I swear!	Don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em!	Isabella